Pajamas Aid: The Cruise
Here's a fundraising idea...
The Pajamas Media Vacation Cruise!
For a mere $24,998, you can spend a week on the high seas with the Pajamahadeen... Raj, The Poodle, Glenn Harlan, Michelle Malkin, that Pam chick from Atlas Shrugs, Victor Davis Hansen, Michael Ledeen and many others.
As you'd expect, we'll visit exotic places...
Where you're bound to feel at one with the natives!
So how much fun do you think you might have while helping bail Pajamas Media out of a fix?
First, you'll board the S.S. Astroturf...
Which is, strangely enough, is the Republican National Committee's oceangoing liner. Go figure. Anyway, once aboard the S.S. Astroturf, built as an exact duplicate of the Titanic (and built to that vessel's exacting specifications), you'll travel in the sort of luxury usually reserved for the sort of dimwits who have $7 million to burn on vanity projects.
You'll be greeted by Cruise Director Roger L. Simon...
Who will show you to your own private stateroom...
Which will be equipped with the sort of amenities one would expect from the folks that brought you Pajamas Media, the Great Durbin Hunt, blogjams and the Google boycott.
After freshing up, Charles Johnson, our Director of Recreation...
Will escort you to the Astroturf's fabulous dining room (tastefully decorated in a Great Depression motif)...
For a fully cooked meal!
After dinner...
And drinks...
Comes the entertainment!
Here's Michelle Malkin and friends providing the sort of sensitive, multicultural entertainment we've come to expect from her (especially on Fox News!)
For those of you of a more serious bent, there's Michael Ledeen's fascinating lecture series on America's Role in the Middle East...
Fashion shows with Pamela (hey, is that Glenn behind the mask?)...
Muslim hunting with Charles...
Roger demonstrating the dance steps he learned while in Mao's China...
Or the ever-popular Log Cabin Republican Revue!
So what are you waiting for?
Do your part to keep America red and Raj in the green!
Haha, nice. I think the spiky-haired girl is quite creepily hot. Some would say that the snake pushes her over the edge in terms of accessories, but I say ptah! to the naysayers.
Posted by: David N. Scott | February 23, 2007 at 05:07 PM
What's not to like?
Where does one sign up?
Posted by: Uncle Fester | February 23, 2007 at 08:03 PM
Who do you think you are? We're talking about PJM here. What the hell does a little pipsqueak like you think he's doing compared to PJM.
PJM is big time. It's not going to be the least bit troubled by some guy in his pajamas somewhere writing on some blog. Nice try. lol.
Posted by: Jim | February 24, 2007 at 11:16 AM
Jim,
Waitwait--they're also gonna have Night at the Movies with Michael Medved! This is big, rilly big!
Posted by: Lamb Cannon | February 24, 2007 at 04:26 PM
Oh-oh. It's a rogue wave (of bills), and it’s “Hell, upside down!”
Fifty year-olds would remember…
Posted by: Sally Sue | February 24, 2007 at 08:01 PM
Your best post ever although I think you're fibbing about Charles Johnson being a Tuareg who plays music like this.
Posted by: blowback | February 24, 2007 at 09:21 PM