They're In An Uproar!

Well, it seems that Atlas Shrugs' Pamela Geller Oshry has emerged from her trailer park upset. Really upset. But not with the Odd Couple in its entirety, mind you. I be too small a fry in the ol' blogosphere for da mighty Ayn Bland to swat. Instead, she goes Rosie O'Donnell on James Wolcott for picking up on some of Dennis' Ragging on Raj material. Here's Pammy's post in all its glory:

Vanity Press: Wolcott

The other Queen of the Pig people

Over at Vanity Fair, more leftarded yellow journalism from the queen here.
Pathetic, really.

That overgrown tyke Dennis the Peasant, who has been trying to flag my attention in a most undignified manner, has certainly snagged my interest with reports of a rumored divorce between Pammycakes of Atlas Shrugs and Pajamas Media; it would be tragic indeed if this once-beautiful relationship, this marriage made in bedlam, had gone south, splitsville, over the falls, off the rails. But painful clues emerge. Her clubhouse no longer proudly boasts the Pajamas Media Network Blogger insignia (though with all that ugly crud running the lengths of her site columns, it's like scouring a flea market to find anything), and, as D the P observes, she's been verbally snuggling up to those poindexters over at Powerline--i.e., the competition. Perhaps she was flirting with defection to make Roger L. Simon so red-hot with jealousy that he could fry an egg on his head and then serve it to Michael Ledeen for brunch. I don't profess to know. But if Pammy and PJM have met a sad parting of the ways, whose decision was it to file for divorce? It's hard for me to believe Pajamas Media would want to deprive itself of classic stellar Pamela posts such as (actual titles) "Jihadis Behead Baby and Roast It" and "Rosie: Queen of the Pig People."

Bottom line, I left Pajama so that I could sell advertising. Make a couple of bucks. Hellloooooo. GUILTY OF CAPITALISM. I can't sell ads under my agreement with PJM but don't let the facts get in the way of your cheap little obsession. That washer woman just can't keep out of my drawers. The best was Big Pussy accusing me of snuggling up to the Powerline boys. Huh? They are a blog, they are not competition. They are bloggers not a portal of various blogs. And we were on a panel together addressing the Young America's Foundation.

I love that about Wolcott, he pretends to be in the thick of things in the blogosphere, jumping on that train as his quasi has been star fades. He doesn't know jack about the blogs. But he has the temerity to comment so authoritatively.

The pajama story is a non story. But don't tell the Queen, he/she might have to actually write about something substantial.

Hey Big Pussy, get a clue. Start writing about the beheadings, slavery, misogyny, oppression, hangings in the name of the global jihad. Believe me woman, your fat neck will be one of the first to go.

Keepin it real baby, from your substancialious blogger.

Posted by Pamela Geller Oshry on Friday, April 06, 2007 at 11:21 AM

Cute, isn't it? I just love the gay slurs coupled with the allegation that Wolcott wants to get into her pants, don't you? Despite Pammy's seeming confusion over Wolcott's orientation and intent, the homophobia adds a nice touch to her post... It's the sort of gravitas one expects from a really substancialicous member of the Coulter Sisterhood and New Media juggernaut.

I'm only surprised she didn't accuse Wolcott of being a closet raghead.

It's worth noting that Pammy seems to find the idea that some men might be uninterested in her cleavage - for whatever reason - to be quite threatening... Which is quite understandable, given the quality of her writing. Perhaps it's time for another Pammy bikini podcast... You know, to buck up to ol' self-esteem.

"Me? I'm selling my intellect. Isn't it obvious?"

Anyway, there are a couple of things worth noting about the above Pammy post that have nothing to do with either Wolcott's sexuality or her case of cramps…

First of all, I think what Pam is trying to say is that she's a substantial-icious blogger. Substantial is a real word. Substancial isn't. Substance is a real word, but it isnt' the right real word in this context. Maybe some of that ad money can pay for a spell checker, a dictionary and/or a thesaurus. In any event, one of the first rules to note when attempting to convince neutral parties that you are more intelligent than your opponent is to make very sure that you don't misuse and/or mispell relatively simple, commonly used words. Another of those first rules is even more obvious: Never append "-licious" to a word in any sentence being used to convince those same neutral parties that you are more serious-minded (or substancial, if you like) than that same opponent.

Oh well, she can always market herself as Charles Johnson with Tits™.

The second thing to note here is what Pammy has actually said about Pajamas Media. Apparently Pam's temporary (?) hormone imbalance kept her from realizing just what it was she was saying, and just how damaging it was to her old pal Roger L. Simon. Wasn't the providing advertising revenue to Pajamas network bloggers one of the main reasons for forming Pajamas Media? Wasn't Pajamas Media supposed to provide bloggers with greater advertising revenues than bloggers could get from other sources... Sources such as BlogAds and Google Ads? If Pammy means what she says, then Pajamas Media is having between little and no success attracting advertisers via their vaunted viral marketing strategy, crack New York advertising sales staff and nifty Power Point presentations. That's news. Maybe not New Media news, but news nonetheless.

Thanks, Pammy.

Third: Given that Atlas Shrugs' is absolutely no big fuckin' deal in the traffic department, what Pam's talking about is using Google Ads to boost her revenues to where they might actually pay her monthly Typepad bill and perhaps cover the cost of a bottle of Midol to boot. Anyone who has checked her site statistics and has access to internet ad rates can do the math on this really quick. The bottom line is this: If the case is simply that Pajamas Media isn't willing to match the revenue stream from Google Ads to keep Atlas Shrugs in their New Media stable, then things can't be going well in Pammyland... Which is also news. Maybe not worthy of a mention on Powerline, but news nonetheless.

Heh.

Finally, I'm just tickled to note that in the first 24 hours after Pamela Geller Oshry published her little screed, I got exactly 3 hits from the links she left active in the Wolcott portion of her post. In that same 24 hour period, I got 1,800+ hits from Wolcott's blog. Off a day-old post. So if Wolcott "doesn't know jack about blogs", Pammy would do well to get ignorant fast... For the sake of her attempts at CAPITALISM and whatnot!

That's keepin' it real, as we substanshulicious bloggers say.

God, I'm such a bitch...

Comments

[pch1013]

"Pammy's seeming confusion over Wolcott's orientation and intent"

Not to mention his gender. What does it say about Pammy that she uses the word "woman" as an insult?

"substancialious [sic]"

That's so Stephen Colbert.

[PeterUK]

"That overgrown tyke Dennis the Peasant, who has been trying to flag my attention in a most undignified manner"

Hey,she likes you Dennis,you little tyke,must be the bunny tail.

[Dennis The Peasant]

Peter-

That's Wolcott's paragraph.

Like all PJMers, Pammy refuses to acknowledge that I actually exist.

Which actually makes my job all the easier.

[Andrea Harris]

It's not that Woolcoat doesn't know anything about blogs. That's old news. He probably types his posts in "first drafts" on a Brother electric typewriter. Anyway --

It's that he's such a lousy writer. That entire selected passage from his web-pit is a compendium of cliches and hackneyed phrases, and they aren't even used in an amusing "ironic" manner. No, it is obvious that he thinks that "it would be tragic indeed if this once-beautiful relationship, this marriage made in bedlam, had gone south, splitsville, over the falls, off the rails" and so on is cute, clever writing. I'm no Dorothy Parker, and I think I just lost a few brain cells just copying and pasting that crap.

As for Pamela Juggs whatever she is -- never read her blog, don't care. Though if I were here instead of getting flustered and upset and trying to prove myself I'd have simply sneered at Woolycoot's insults, and then forgotten them.

[David Scott]

After much thought, I have decided that she looks too good in a Supergirl costume for me to rag on. I'll pick up on the next post. ;)

[richard mcenroe]

"That's Wolcott's paragraph."

Well, yeah, but knowing Wolcott, the bunny tail coulda still been the closer...

[The real VRWC]

David Scott: I hate to be a cock-blocker, but you ARE aware that's a photoshop, aren't you? I've seen the same picture (with another face) being sold as a cell phone wallpaper.

Why I think Juggs is getting the PJM divorce: They likely wanted to give her a pay cut, and she figured she could strike out on her own...you know, because she's a SUPAHSTAH! I'm surprised she hasn't been coaxed into becoming the next ambassador to teh UN with all that "substancialiciousness!"

She needs to get all that bullshit off the sidebars and just put it all on one separate page (and note that nobody cares to see it). Her shit is so unprofessional, especially with that "-icious" shit (what is she now, that skank Fergie?), it's like reading the fucking Sunday comics. She thinks she's some hotshot now, thanks to the easily manipulated, drooling "fans" of hers (who are likely all jacking off to her photoshopped Supergirl picture in their mom's basements). OOOOH, yes, yes! Pamela! You're Pamelicious! Vlog me harder, baybee!

Pathetic.

[The real VRWC]

Addendum: Wolcott is a slimy jackass douchebag. (But so is Pambi--a match made in heav--...hell.)

[PeterUK]

Nah Dennis,that's a bunny tail woman if ever I saw one.
Anyway you are a star,centre fold of the April issue "Bunny Tail Magazine"."He Thong" is doing a feature in May,and Mr McEnroe has fixed you a job in an Encino bath house.

[Tim P]

I got exactly 3 hits from the links she left active in the Wolcott portion of her post. In that same 24 hour period, I got 1,800+ hits from Wolcott's blog.

Well duh, like him or not, he's a published author with far greater name recognition than Pammy cakes. Go figure.

However, as usual, reading your take on events made me snort me stout through my nose. Damn you!

Besides, do you really want to get in a food fight with this nasty little monkey-woman? You're a better writer than she knows it possible to be.

[Sally Sue]

Just wondering whether grown-up, dignified American men say "tyke". "Tykalicious" would very nearly be a better choice.

[ts]

True to form, PJs still has Pam listed as a "PJ Network Blogger."

http://pajamasmedia.com/pj-blog-list.php

[PeterUK]

"Tykalicious",yes that's the word.

[Sally Sue]

Well, Peter, it’s catchy and descriptive. You know, like a hangnail.

[Mika Bomb]

"Charles Johnson with Tits™."

Umm that's no good, have you seen pics of Charles over at LGF Watch? He's got bigger tits than Pammy these days. He may talk a good bike ride but he sure doesn't get out there anymore!

[David Scott]

David Scott: I hate to be a cock-blocker, but you ARE aware that's a photoshop, aren't you?

Shhh.

[richard mcenroe]

PeterUK -- Encino is a bit upmarket; early days yet, don'cha know. But I did get him a slot, you should excuse the phrase, over at Oil-Can Harry's in Studio City...

[PeterUK.]

Richard McEnroe,
Probably best he starts at the bottom,so to speak,and works his way up.

[frigg]

Nice post...whatta bitch!

[JT]

Is Peri-Menopausal lash-outAlicious a word?

(Another Wolcott directed first timer -- Great blog, great writing)

[JT]

Peter UK -- I'm in Encino, and can tell you that you can't get decent takeout here and the restaurants close at 9. Anyone looking for anything bath house related/Night Life related/Moderately entertaining at all/ would probably have to go clear through Sherman Oaks to North Hollywood at least, and of course there's WeHo.

[CMike]

In any event, one of the first rules to note when attempting to convince neutral parties that you are more intelligent than your opponent is to make very sure that you don't misuse and/or mispell misspell relatively simple, commonly used words.

[AyeJay]

Pammy is the bag lady of the blogosphere.

[Dennis The Peasant]

CMike-

Congratulations... You were the first person to catch what I thought was the funniest joke in the whole post.

Oh, well.

[PeterUK]

JT,then there is a business opportunity,do you have a garage?