Last week was a tough one for the President, what with all the crackers and honkeys getting all bent out of shape because Post-Racial America turned out to be yet another of Obama's steaming piles. Fortunately for us, Vice President Joe Biden was around to make sure the President kept things in proper perspective...
Now excuse me while I go find a negro to hassle.
Five days later and 95% of the talk is still about Professor Gates and those racist Cambridge cops. That is one fucking shrewd politician.
Posted by: donniedarko | July 27, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Well it is here. Please keep playing with your new shiny distraction. The adults have work to do.
Posted by: markg8 | July 27, 2009 at 10:40 AM
Mark-
You just keep repeating that.
And try tapping your heels together three times while you're at it.
Posted by: Dennis the Peasant | July 27, 2009 at 10:54 AM
Well let's see on CSPAN they're talking about VA Medical Research Programs and on CSPAN2 Mitch McConnell is trying to demean healthcare reform. They're talking about Octomom on MSNBC and will go to Micheal Jackson's toxicology report and the Gates 911 tape after they're done selling dog food and boner drugs. On CNN home sales are up. On FOX Shep Smit is talking to a blond bimbo about boom, boom, boom or something. I missed it. Now they're on to Plaxico Burris and waterspout in Clearwater.
Posted by: markg8 | July 27, 2009 at 02:46 PM
Crowley/Gates headlines CNN.com at the moment.
Posted by: Dennis the Peasant | July 27, 2009 at 04:19 PM
Jack Cafferty is talking about Sarah Palin right now. MSNBC moving target on Healthcare. Neil Cavuto is talking about the DOW nowand Glenn Beck joins us to trample free speech with ACORN. But in a bait in switch he clicks his heels together and voila Dennis gets his wish and speaks about Obama called Crowley stupid because he thinks like a community organizer.
Posted by: markg8 | July 27, 2009 at 05:03 PM
Oh well it didn't last. Beck's more interested in the ACORN healthcare rally where the organizers *gasp* got a tea party protester thrown out by a cop which surely means the end of the first amendment or something.
Posted by: markg8 | July 27, 2009 at 05:08 PM
This just in Pat Buchanan and Chris Mathews are obsessed with Sarah Palin. God loves Pat Buchanan but I think everybody else laughs at him, even the baby Jesus.
Posted by: markg8 | July 27, 2009 at 05:10 PM
Pat Buchanan: "She's touching the base and doing much more than touching the base, horsefoot and dragoons."
Yeesh.
Posted by: markg8 | July 27, 2009 at 05:14 PM
Oh wait, Matthews: "green sprouts of information in the Gates case" coming up after the commercials.
Damn, nope. Now he's teasing birthers/ Did you know Barack Obama was plotting to be illegally elected president since before he was born? And you mock me for calling him shrewd.
Posted by: markg8 | July 27, 2009 at 05:17 PM
Nice quote from Gene Robinson "Meeting a top Harvard professor who is arrogant is like meeting a basketball player who is tall".
Posted by: markg8 | July 27, 2009 at 05:24 PM
Marky,"And try tapping your heels together three times while you're at it."
Not easy with that wide stance.
Posted by: PeterUK. | July 28, 2009 at 02:21 PM
Weeeee! Petey made a gay joke.
Posted by: markg8 | July 28, 2009 at 03:21 PM