Tuesday's Racist News Bulletin: The Beers Sgt. Crowley, Prof. Gates and President Obama Will Be Drinking...

Sgt. Crowley:

 

Prof. Gates:

 

Tiberius Claudius Augustus Obama:

 

There's no such thing as post-racial beer, you know.

Now excuse me, I need to find a negro to oppress.

Comments

[donniedarko]

If you do nothing else today read Iowahawk.

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/

"Volvoing While Asshole" indeed.

Now I have to go clean coffee off of my display and keyboard.

[Dennis the Peasant]

Donnie-

That was a classic.

Actually, most of Iowahawk's stuff is classic.

[markg8]

For your own sake Dennis, try to big a small one.

[Tim]

"For your own sake Dennis, try to big a small one"

??? You been hitting the sauce, yourself, Mark? What in the world does that mean?

[DonnieDarko]

OK. I'm a black man in America. I have been out of town for a while and when I get home I discover that I lost the key to my house. Not being especially bright I haven't left one hidden outside the house (or with my next door neighbor) for emergencies like this. So instead of calling a locksmith I decide to break into my own house.

My next door neighbor hears a commotion, looks out her window and sees two people trying to break into the house next door. She calls the cops and reports a possible burglary in process.

The cops show up a few minutes later and demand to see my ID. I can

a. show the police my ID and explain the situation. I'm grateful they are there to protect my property.

b. cop an in-your-face attitude, start ranting about the plight of black men in America and when the police ask me to step outside respond something "yo mamma". I resent them protecting my property.

It is not a black-white situation, it is a normal human vs. asshole situation.

[markg8]

For your own sake Dennis, try to find a small one. As in oppress. Don't know how big got in there, but I say it's George Bush's fault. Now you say it's Bill Clinton's.

[markg8]

Thanks for chiming in a week late Donnie.

[bonze blayk]

Personally I would recommend a package of delicious Saranac Black and Tan to guarantee a delightfully refreshing exchange of views!

And if that's not post-racial enough, they could go with one of Saranac's mix-and-match packages!

[markg8]

The last time I bought a Saranac's mix-and-match package was at the ghetto gas station down the street from my cousin's victorian mansion in Poughkeepsie. We drank it on the front yard porch.