We now know, thanks to Gawker, that the only thing more painful than Katie Couric trying to act smart is Katie Couric trying to act sexy:
The woman is a MIWFWYD and just about as sexy as an industrial drill press (but not quite).
Yuck.
Note: MIWFWYD is the acronym for Mother I Wouldn't Fuck With Your Dick, by the way.
It's rare that I see someone who makes me less embarrassed about my own public drunks. Thank you.
Posted by: richard mcenroe | November 23, 2009 at 10:46 PM
She did this voluntarily in front of a camera ? Just how blasted was she ?
Posted by: Mike C. | November 24, 2009 at 05:13 AM
I would.
Posted by: Bweep | November 24, 2009 at 06:59 AM
Nothing more embarrassing than middle aged white women (or men, for that matter) trying to act like they're 19 again.
Posted by: Eric Blair | November 24, 2009 at 08:07 AM
Now there's a prime argument for keeping women on a leash.
With a ball gag firmly between their teeth.
In the kitchen.
Forever.
Posted by: Randy Rager | November 24, 2009 at 08:48 AM
Ick.
Posted by: Guesst | November 24, 2009 at 11:01 AM
Anyone who proudly posts photos of self wearing Sponge Bob pajamas is in no position to cast stones.
Posted by: Peter VE | November 24, 2009 at 03:09 PM
Peter VE-
Maybe so, but I wasn't any less sexy than Katie, now was I?
Bweep-
Seek help immediately. Make sure said help doesn't involve Viagra.
Posted by: Dennis The Peasant | November 24, 2009 at 03:22 PM
I have now become religious. After seeing those pictures I can only pray that some greater power can intercede, and wipe my fucking mind clean! While leaving behind some of the useful bits.
Posted by: Allen | November 24, 2009 at 07:24 PM
I'm gonna finish this email after I'm done pouring bleach in my eyes...
Posted by: CR | November 25, 2009 at 12:42 AM
Forgive my asking, but am I the only one who thinks the second picture looks like Couric taking a dump on the dance floor?
Posted by: CG in DG | November 25, 2009 at 10:50 PM
An industrial drill press is pretty damn sexy.
Posted by: chuck | November 25, 2009 at 11:02 PM
To reduce confusion this should be MIWnFWYD. "Wouldn't" is two words.
Pronuncation - "mi-yoon-FWEED". It accents the initial for "your".
Posted by: David Ross | November 29, 2009 at 01:47 PM
"I call this move the Cleveland Steamer."
Posted by: Wm T Sherman | November 30, 2009 at 05:59 PM