John Kerry furrows his oft-furrowed brow and reminds us why he couldn't beat a mouth-breather like George W. Bush back in 2004:
Massachusetts Senator John F. Kerry is calling on Republican Scott Brown, who is waging a surging campaign against Democrat Martha Coakley, to curb his supporters, saying that they have engaged in "bullying and threats" in recent days and that some of them are from out-of-state.
"I'm no stranger to hard fought campaigns, but what we've seen in the past few days is way over the line and reminiscent of the dangerous atmosphere of Sarah Palin's 2008 campaign rallies. This is not how democracy works in Massachusetts," Kerry said this afternoon in a statement.
Evidently Senator Kerry has contracted what is now known in the medical community as Andrew Sullivan's Disease, but is best known in laymen's terms as Fear of the Uterus... Although not even Sullivan himself has had the balls to suggest Palin's campaign rallies possessed a "dangerous atmosphere". Then again, there's an excellent chance Andrew wears more perfume than Sarah ever did, so his ability to do atmospheric testing could be limited.
Anyway, the essential truth Senator Kerry has reminded us of is this: No matter how stupid Martha Coakley is, if elected she'll still be the smartest senator from Massachusettes. By a long shot.
"Then again, there's an excellent chance Andrew wears more perfume than Sarah ever did, so his ability to do atmospheric testing could be limited." - that one is money!
Posted by: Dan from Madison | January 18, 2010 at 06:06 PM
"bullying and threats"
Standard political discourse and very probably protected by the 1st Amendment . . . what a polished turd this polished turd is.
Coakley's media guy assaulting and battering a reporter . . . not so much.
Posted by: David | January 18, 2010 at 07:06 PM
Christ, Kerry's such a pathetic buffoon. Sometimes I wonder if I'm hallucinating him - he's so in-your-face stupid, it doesn't seem possible that he's actually a US Senator.
But then I remember grinning okey-dokie ass-clowns like Dickie Durbin and dumber-than-dirt zipperheads like Babs Boxer...
Real.
Damn...
Posted by: mojo | January 19, 2010 at 12:51 AM
It's reprehensible of John Kerry to make false, misleading, over-the-top statements like he has, especially as a US Senator.
I hope his constituents are paying as much attention to him as the rest of the country is.
Posted by: guesst | January 19, 2010 at 08:31 AM
"John Kerry Reminds Us Of An Essential Truth..."
...that siblings shouldn't marry.
Posted by: richard mcenroe | January 19, 2010 at 11:04 AM