What would Barack's Brainiacs do to deal with a crisis like this?
SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador (AP) - About 100 professional clowns who make money by performing on public buses marched through Salvadoran capital Thursday to protest the killing of a passenger by two imposter clowns.
On Monday, a man was shot five times in the face and stomach when he declined to give money to two assailants dressed as clowns who boarded a public bus. No one has been arrested.
The protesters - wearing oversized bow ties, tiny hats and big yellow pants - marched down San Salvador's main street in an effort to both entertain and educate passersby. Several held signs insisting that real clowns are not criminals.
Well, I think it fair to say they'd ignore it for a month or so, send in some lawyers, vow to kick some clown ass, and then make a speech.
Then again, they could simply hire the real clowns to assist BP's senior management with containment and clean-up. It might lead to some overcrowding on the beaches, but hey, I'm sure it's the sort of risk our Fearless President would be willing to take...
How couldObama tell th clown rally from the last Congress he addressed?
Posted by: richard mcenroe | June 15, 2010 at 09:16 AM
Send in the clowns!
(sorry, I had to say it)
I mean how could they be any worse than the clowns in charge now?
Posted by: Tim P | June 15, 2010 at 09:49 AM
Where is the Insane Clown Posse when you need them?
Posted by: Billy Budd | June 15, 2010 at 10:23 AM
Insane Clown Posse? Oh well. We had Alice Cooper.
My vote goes to the Killer Klowns from Outer Space. They have that BHO kinda feel to them. It makes my leg all tingly to think about them.
Posted by: DonnieDarko | June 15, 2010 at 11:27 AM
You know what's coming next from this regime don't you? That's right... The Clown Czar!
Posted by: Steve | June 15, 2010 at 12:19 PM
Barry is already installed as the Clown Prince
Posted by: The Commander | June 15, 2010 at 12:29 PM
President Obozo?
Posted by: Joe Redfield | June 15, 2010 at 01:13 PM
Well, that's the difference between the US and San Salvador. Here, the clowns don't have to shoot people to take their money, they have the IRS for that.
Posted by: Buck O'Fama | June 15, 2010 at 01:56 PM
ass clowns.
Posted by: Guesst | June 15, 2010 at 02:06 PM
....Obama and his ass clowns should leave clown wrangling to the professionals.
::: wink-wink :::
Posted by: Guesst | June 15, 2010 at 02:11 PM
Is it just me or does Henry Waxman remind you of Miss Piggy?
Posted by: DonnieDarko | June 15, 2010 at 02:23 PM
Gollum.
Posted by: richard mcenroe | June 15, 2010 at 03:18 PM
Well he'd have to tell Gibbsie to stop playing Bozo--it's getting dangerous on those buses.
Posted by: Comanche Voter | June 15, 2010 at 06:13 PM
WWOAD? Same damn thing they always do, blame Bush.
Posted by: Phil Smith | June 15, 2010 at 06:24 PM
I want to know what the Hells senior Obama administration officials were doing marching in El Salvador.
Posted by: aelfheld | June 15, 2010 at 09:01 PM
Fact will always kick the custard pie out of fiction.
Posted by: TmjUtah | June 15, 2010 at 10:27 PM